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OH: “It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to fix it.”

posted : Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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The Costco hot dog deal is hands down the greatest year round deal in the universe. Minus the birds. - http://bkite.com/00XIZ

posted : Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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I’m at Costco (1600 Expo Pkwy, Sacramento, CA 95815, USA) - http://bkite.com/00XIv

posted : Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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I wish there were a way to play Xbox 360 remotely, say on my work PC.

posted : Thursday, July 17th, 2008

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So I went to pee and my stream kinda oscillated from side to side like a sprinkler. More fascinated than worried.

posted : Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

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Pandora seems to think I’m lesbian.

posted : Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

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What would MacGuyver do? http://imagechan.com/img/images/wwmd.gif

posted : Monday, July 14th, 2008

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Shit, I need to start using a calendar. I always swore I’d never be one of those people.

posted : Monday, July 14th, 2008

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Finally, I can wear my gas mask out in public and not get weird looks.

posted : Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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I think this is what the world looked like before the dinosaurs went extinct.

posted : Thursday, July 10th, 2008

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If I remember correctly, my high school pep rallies rarely ever smelled like teen spirit.

posted : Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

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If I knew the AC would be shut down while I worked the night shift I would have dressed appropriately. Or inapporpriately, rather.

posted : Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

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If you activate speakerphone and you HOLD THE GOD DAMN PHONE YOU ARE NOT HANDSFREE.

posted : Monday, July 7th, 2008

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My sister just hit me in the face with a steak.

posted : Friday, July 4th, 2008

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Hoping to get out of the office at a decent time. Before 1:00 AM would be nice.

posted : Thursday, July 3rd, 2008